Hope4Grace

Who is Hope4Grace?

Beating the Texas heat....and trying to correct my redneck tan! Such is my life.

'Southern girl finally settled back in the bible belt, making the best of an imperfect life...normal is boring!

We Live For Softball

H4G Facts

1. This past March, I finally got my tattoo, I am now complete

2. Dave and me - 15 freaking years yo

3. I want to be a sniper when I grow up!

4. Gluten free, cause I have to be

5. I am a licensed gun owner and basic gun nut

6. I've given up heels for flats and cowboy boots

7. My girls are my everything

8. Have no clue what my natural hair color is anymore

9. Born and raised in the sticks of Louisiana

10. My mother is my hero!

Texas Traffic

My mini-me

Light My Fire

Back When We Were Young

Back When They Were Babies

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Comes with Warning Labels

I should come with a few warning labels. You know like that bottle of pills. Instead of those beauties, I've been thinking of what my "labels" should be and since I'm attempting to curb my potty mouth let's see how to word these appropriately:

WARNING:

- highly allergic to stupid people
- irritable before noon, speak at your risk
- is not couthe: will argue politics, religion, and gas matters at dinner settings
- has no uterus but still capable of PMS
- is not short just fun sized but will still throw a tall girl fit
- has short temper, will throat punch without warning
- is Southern so when she says "bless your heart" in a sugary voice it means "eat sh*t and die"
- drives like she stole it

Did I miss any?

Labels: Ponderings

Posted by Hope4Grace @ 4:59 PM

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Just stumbled across your blog looking through links on a fellow SITS bloggers site. I LOVE everything I have read!

Um...Bob Seger & Springsteen!!! Oh yeah!!! I too am on a current "trying to listen only to Christian music" and "put only good, pure, wholesome" things into my mind kick...um...Seger, Jackson Browne & the Eagles are my weaknesses!

I'm a follower now!!

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