Beating the Texas heat....and trying to correct my redneck tan! Such is my life.
'Southern girl finally settled back in the bible belt, making the best of an imperfect life...normal is boring!
We Live For Softball
H4G Facts
1. This past March, I finally got my tattoo, I am now complete
2. Dave and me - 15 freaking years yo
3. I want to be a sniper when I grow up!
4. Gluten free, cause I have to be
5. I am a licensed gun owner and basic gun nut
6. I've given up heels for flats and cowboy boots
7. My girls are my everything
8. Have no clue what my natural hair color is anymore
9. Born and raised in the sticks of Louisiana
10. My mother is my hero!
Texas Traffic
My mini-me
Light My Fire
Back When We Were Young
Back When They Were Babies
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Heard Today...Bang Head Here
**better to be running around trying to book rooms last minute for strays than trying to keep people employed in this economy.....
**Right out the poop wazoo... (WTF? Kindergarten is an horrible influence)
**If there is no water and I used the potty, did it not flush it away (SAVE ME!)
**Do not call me up and tell me "I have bad news and then tell me you had to get new contacts cause your allergic to silicon and therefore can't ever have new boobs...." that is NOT bad news...
**He didn't make it....can you clean that up mom?
**I have no homework, sweet more time to watch tv and play on your computer!
These pretty much hit the highlights of my day. Enjoy.
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hahahaha too funny
If you say "poop wazoo" just right it almost sounds like french!
and I STILL can't add you to reader...