Thursday, February 01, 2007
A Girl Thing to Do
When I find a song I like, I play it till I know all the words. Then I play it until I can sing it in my sleep and then I play it more. I love music. So, when I ran across this little song.....well it's the ringer on my phone, on the ipod and in the cd player in the car. Cause I'm freakish strange like that.However, it wasn't till I watched the video that I realized that keying someone's car is such a chick thing to do. Yeah we're really vindictive as a gender, true but dang are we really that bad?
So a girlfriend and I compiled a list of really bad things we've done....no names, don't bother guessing cause I didn't do all of these, lol. However, I did do my share. Here's what we came up with:
Things We've Done-From An Injured Woman's Perspective
1. Keyed 4 vehicles
2. Kicked a dent in one truck door
3. Cut the wires on someones radio/amp thingy
4. Called 2 woman and told them the guy had herpes
5. Tossed a guy's pager in a lake
6. Ran over 1 guys foot
7. Backed into one guy with a car while leaving in a huff (he lived, I swear)
8. 12 times spent following a guy around town
9. Told off 1 guys mom in very graphic detail about why he sucked
10. Stabbed one tire with a screwdriver, his own screwdriver at that
As best we can figure, all of this was done before the age of 20. Dang, it's making alot more sense why I love this song.
So anybody else done anything on our list? Worse? Make my day here....
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I'm afraid I'm not terribly vindictive. In my youth I only seemed to humiliate myself, rather than seek revenge. You make me feel like an absolute angel.
Although, I've been tempted to key a car a time or two. Never had the nerve to go through with it.
Omg, I just remembered something. One guy totally jilted me in the worst way. In the throes of passionate anger and hurt, as I was standing at his front door, I kicked at his front window which was low to the ground - not intending to make contact with it. I misjudged the distance in my fury, and broke it. I ran like hell before he answered the door. (I was about to give him a piece of my mind after he'd crushed my heart).
I've never been brave enough to actually stand up for myself and lash out like that in reality, but in the past I have so wished for that kind of guts! Many things go on inside my head, but I have never acted out on any of them. Great post!