Beating the Texas heat....and trying to correct my redneck tan! Such is my life.
'Southern girl finally settled back in the bible belt, making the best of an imperfect life...normal is boring!
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1. This past March, I finally got my tattoo, I am now complete
2. Dave and me - 15 freaking years yo
3. I want to be a sniper when I grow up!
4. Gluten free, cause I have to be
5. I am a licensed gun owner and basic gun nut
6. I've given up heels for flats and cowboy boots
7. My girls are my everything
8. Have no clue what my natural hair color is anymore
9. Born and raised in the sticks of Louisiana
10. My mother is my hero!
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Monday, July 04, 2011
Awkward
Dave has no filter. So it's a safe bet that if he's thinking it, he's saying it outloud. Cue in trip to Wally World yesterday, standing in long packed line it was our turn to load our stuff on the belt thingy. (Note: if you aren't using a buggy at Walmart, you're weird.... it's not a cart people, it's a buggy!)
So while flipping through a cooking magazine, I glanced up to see Dave's face contort into this weird, scary look as his head swivals around and he demands, loudly......
"WHO FARTED?"
My eyes about left my head, the kids immediately started laughing and denying ownership of said fart. The guy behind us was snickering and the guy in front of Dave stiffened up and never turned around.
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Hahahahahaha yep.... that's Dave.