Beating the Texas heat....and trying to correct my redneck tan! Such is my life.
'Southern girl finally settled back in the bible belt, making the best of an imperfect life...normal is boring!
We Live For Softball
H4G Facts
1. This past March, I finally got my tattoo, I am now complete
2. Dave and me - 15 freaking years yo
3. I want to be a sniper when I grow up!
4. Gluten free, cause I have to be
5. I am a licensed gun owner and basic gun nut
6. I've given up heels for flats and cowboy boots
7. My girls are my everything
8. Have no clue what my natural hair color is anymore
9. Born and raised in the sticks of Louisiana
10. My mother is my hero!
Texas Traffic
My mini-me
Light My Fire
Back When We Were Young
Back When They Were Babies
Monday, May 14, 2007
Mercy!
Every time The Man and I sit back and reflect upon those little creatures we made, we are amazed! There will soon come a day when we will be in some serious sha-poo-poo.....
Here is the lovely Duchess, somber and sad at a birthday party, cause well it wasn't her idea to go. And all little girls love glitter and dressup but it wasn't her idea. So there!
Then her alter-attitude, Princess. The royal with the most outgoing attitude ever! Who can always find someone to talk to, and if not, well heck, she'll sing to herself. Loudily. Off-key.
That being said, I would kill for chocolate right now. The stinkers are driving me nuts. Princess is doing the drama queen roll at school and Duchess did the fake "I'm sick" call from the daycare at 2, leaving me to break all known speed limits to get there to pick her up. Where I find her telling the office lady that she should clean her office, it's nasty dirty.
Calgon, take me away.....far away....to a beach....with a frosted non-alcoholic drink.....
Yes there will definitely come a time to clean the shot gun and put on the chastity belts.... and lock all the windows, doors & air vents. Your daughters are going to have the boys a knockin' soon.... you poor thing.... I am so glad I have boys! Gee I'm not sounding like a very good friend am I..... Keep the shot gun loaded and the chocolate and Non Alcoholic Margarita's stocked!
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Yes there will definitely come a time to clean the shot gun and put on the chastity belts.... and lock all the windows, doors & air vents. Your daughters are going to have the boys a knockin' soon.... you poor thing.... I am so glad I have boys! Gee I'm not sounding like a very good friend am I..... Keep the shot gun loaded and the chocolate and Non Alcoholic Margarita's stocked!
Nu uh sister, that would be a frosted PRO-alcoholic margarita!